Tag Archive for mexican

Not The Best Brekkie Burrito Ever



I asked for a breakfast burrito with salchicha (sausage,) and got this evil, monkey-like monstrosity with hot dogs.


Why do they even *have* hot dogs at a Mexican restaurant?


And why did I eat the entire thing?


Shame on everybody involved!


[c] 2012 Russ of America


Fresh Burps

Baja Fresh should be called Fresh Burps because of the phenomenon occurring an hour after you eat there, when you burp and it tastes just as good as when you first ate it.


“Mmm! I can taste the cilantro and the marinated meat! That *IS* fresh!”



[c] 2008 Russ of America