April 14th, 2009
My One Question For Michael Jackson
If I had one chance in my life to ever ask Michael Jackson a single question it would be:
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If you could pay $1,000,000 to get your original face back, would you?
[c] 2009 Russ of America
December 19th, 2008
Back In The Day I Said… Vol1
Back in The Day I said:
07.02.99 – LOS ANGELES – Plastic surgeons are using injections of Botox, a chemical derived from botulism, to help rid vain women of certain facial wrinkles. When injected locally, the chemical paralyzes subdermal muscles which produce a smoother facial surface. Botulism is a toxin which affects the central nervous system and can often result in death, though scientists say that there aren’t any risks involved with Botox due to its purity.
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[We are] anxiously awaiting the proliferation of the inevitable horrific side effects and would love to be the first news source to interview the plaintiffs involved in the class-action lawsuits which will follow. Just wait.
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12.19.08 – (NBCLOSANGELES.COM) Sunset Strip dermatologist with a celebrity clientele was arrested Thursday for injecting patients who wanted to get rid of facial wrinkles with a fake Botox that can cause terrible side effects, federal officials announced.
IN YOUR FACE, BOTOX! Oh wait…
[c] 2008 Russ of America
