Russ Carney of America

Look man, times are tough. Whether you be old or young, you gotta do what you gotta to do get by, and sometimes it means sacrificing your morals. And by “sometimes” I mean “usually” because morality is fleeting, like good breath. So have you ever thought about sacrificing your morals to sell newspaper subscriptions?

[c] 2009 Russ of America

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My cat Bob ran away.

Bob Cat, the cat, ran away.

He couldn’t take the pressure so he ran away.

“Bugger this! Sod all!”

Bob Cat, the cat, ran away to Hollywood.

He ran away to Hollywood to be a famous cat actor.

He wanted to become a famous cat actor named Bob Cat, the cat who ran away.

He could play himself in his made-for-tv movie.

Or wind up as a teenage prostitute.

Bob, the cat, ran away.

[c] 2006 Russ of America

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How To Make Love Like A Pro

1) Have sex
2) Feign interest
3) Charge money

[c] 2006 Russ of America

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