Russ Carney of America

Someone was cool and sent boobies, but they went to the wrong address and the homeowner refused delivery and sent them back to the shipper.  Can you please send them again but to my correct address?

Thanks,

Russ of America

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I’m sorry. There is no time to argue or to debate this point, I need you to put whatever tits you have into a box and ship them off to me immediately!

I’d love to stay and chit-chat, but I have a big project that I’m working on and it’s imperative that you send tits post-haste!

Russ of America

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I called FedEx and they have no record of any boobies being shipped to my house.  I gave them my work address too and again, no dice.

If the boobies are on their way, please let me know, otherwise I’ll have to sulk, and a sulky Russ of America is not a good Russ of America, especially given my seemingly insurmountable depression.

Russ of America

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