Russ Carney of America

Do you remember when PCs used to have a “TURBO” button? What the hell was it for? The button had two settings, right? Selected and UNselected. Turbo and UNturbo. There was usually a little round light next to the button that would indicate Turbo was turned on. Or if you were really lucky and had a deluxe PC, there was a green LED readout that would jump from something like 13 to 26 when you pressed TURBO. I never understood that shit. Under what circumstances would … Click Here to Read On! …

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Millions of people world-wide have heard Meatloaf’s I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That) and countless droves have wondered what the hell it is that he won’t do when he whines, “I would do anything for love / I would do anything for love / But I won’t do that / I won’t do that.”

Wonder no longer, my friends, for the answer is in: Deep anal. That’s what Meatloaf won’t do for love. As a bottom, anyway. Deep anal.

Savor it.

Nice album cover, BTW, Mr. Loaf. And great stage name. Cough cough.

[c] 2009 Russ of America
PS: Thanks kermalou

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Dear Dexy’s Midnight Runners,

I came on Eileen.

Mystery solved.  Go back to school and get a fucking haircut.

[c] 2008 Russ of America

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