Russ Carney of America

Thankfully, I get a lot of visitors to my site who are looking for all things jackoff-related. Unthankfully, there are a lot of really stupid people out there who are asking really stupid questions and who don’t quite know how a search engine works. I dunno. Anyway, I’m not trying to be a techno-elitist, so here are my favorite recent jackoff queries, with an emphasis on the stupid-ass queries.

Q: how to jackoff with g-string
R: Beats the hell out of me. Maybe you wrap it around? Seriously, what are you trying to find out?

Q: jackoff tips
R: Are you not having any luck jacking off? I’m not sure how you could fail at the jackoff, but in the interest of fostering an honest academic exchange, … Click Here to Read On! …

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Q: Do cats have fur?

A: Yes
A: No
A: no
A: YES
A: nO
A: yes
A: Y
A: n
A: sometimes
A: N
A: Ferrets have fur
A: Y
A: ferrets
A: my aunt does
A: no sir
A: yes please

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